LSU SOLVE’S THE ‘1’ HOLE RIDDLE, WIN’S ‘THE S.E.C.’ , BURROW AWARDED HEISMAN TROPHY, COACH ORGERON AWARDED COACH OF THE YEAR, SAINT’S NOW UP FOR SALE, ISLAND OF SAMOA SENDING MORE DEFENSIVE PLAYERS, DREW BREES ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ‘SELL THE SAINT’S TO PAY FOR HIS CONTRACT’ -CLEMSON ‘SHUT’S DOWN THE ‘1’ HOLE IN PLAY OFF – LSU WIN’S CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, CLEMSON START’S ‘FAST PITCH ‘SOFTBALL TEAM’, GIRLS TEAM PITCHER STRIKE’S OUT TREVOR LAWRENCE ‘IN PRACTICE’ PITCH – FILM AT 11 – FILM AT 11

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I DIDN’T WATCH ANY SPORTS TV DAY BEFORE

WELL, I SAID WE DECLARED WAR ON ALABAMA, JUST STILL WANTED TO ‘PLAY BAMA’ FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP, AGAIN MEDIC

‘ IT’S JUST FOOTBALL ‘

…or something like this:

‘ THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENSE ‘ VINCE LOMBARDI

ITS ALWAYS THE DEFENSE THAT GETS YOU THERE
‘ STILL ‘